Woman Bores the Tits off Everyone with her Breadmaker Posts

A 42 year old woman from Tring has had to apologise to her group of friends after boring them to buggery with her constant social media posts of how absolutely marvellous her home baked bread recipes have turned out of her breadmaker.  Georgie Bakewell from Cheswell Crescent bought her new Morphy Richards 'Magic Bake' during lockdown and loves to share her baking prowess to her friends. She told them "Sorry for being such a twat for my bread orientated posts. After my husband left me for piling on the pounds last year I don't have anyone to share things with."  She went on "I know it was insensitive of me to keep posting pictures of my bread when I know many you do not have a breadmaker, however whenever I turned out the perfect farmhouse granary or walnut wholemeal, I couldn't help myself and what makes it so much worse is I am now a huge unit and struggle to get out the door so I shouldn't even be touching the stuff!"

Home baking has taken off since the first lockdown, however the Institute for Healthy Eating have issued a warning that eating too many carbohydrates from baked bread and cake products can soon turn you into a fat bastard. 

Reporter Jenny Kipling
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