Man Starts Campaign to Rejoin EU
A man from Redditch has started a campaign for the UK to re-join the EU only days after it has just left. John Cheese 48, a window fitter and staunch remainer, has written on his Europhile blog "Brexit is shite and we need to reverse this as soon as possible" He joins Lord Adonis who has long said that we should never leave and also wants us to re-join again, however as nobody appears to be taking him seriously, Mr Cheese is looking for others to join his fight. So far his Facebook campaign page has received 4 likes. When we pointed out to Mr Cheese that it took Nigel Farage 30 years to fight for us to leave and therefore he maybe was embarking on an fruitless task, he said "I don't care how long it takes to get back in, even we have to sign up to the twatting Euro we should still do it. Ed Davey my hero from the Liberals, I know will fight this with me as well and make this a key policy in the next election" One other person on his Facebook page suggested that he should f*ck off to Scotland where Nicola Sturgeon Fish will be asking to go back in the EU as well and may have a better chance up there.
Reporter - James Olive
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