Jeremy Clarkson is a Barrel of Laughs About 2021!
At the best of times the vitriolic tongued presenter of the Grand Tour and Top Gear can be a miserable bastard, but his latest piece in the Sun newspaper takes his pessimism to new depths as he says that 2021 will be a walk in the park compared to 2020. Justifying his view he explains how we will be locked up for months watching repeats on Netflix, still not going to the pub, going nowhere on holiday as everything will still be cancelled and our economy will be a catastrophe after we have paid for the continued hand outs from Mr Sunak and generally everything is going to be very shitty indeed. Clarkson says he will be so miserable he has bought a 3D printer to make a gun and may feel like taking some heroine! So if you were feeling a tad more positive about the coming year then have a look at what he says and see what you think. Come on Jezzer you doomfull old lump, will it really be that bad?
Reporter Bob Sponge
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