Self Riding Electric Motorcycle - Reality or Bonkers?
The future doesn't only belong to Tesla and Google with their driverless cars destined for our roads, but you may be surprised that there are also two wheeled alternatives already being tested on public roads. CEO of Droidcycle, based in Ohio, Don Winkler commented "We are very pleased with early test results which shows great potential for our concept model the ZCT-electric rider-less powered eco-bike. We have had a few set backs along the way, for example the bike performs well in a straight line but tends to fall over when it slows down or takes a corner. We have also had a few pedestrians knocked over regretfully and the range is currently often not enough for the bike to get back to us, however we are working on fixes for these issues. When asked what the actual point of a bike with nobody on it is? He answered by saying "Bikes are a huge part of our future for motoring and one without the weight of a rider will be quicker and more economical to run, plus the risk of personal rider injury is virtually nil - it's win win". Shares in the company recently took a nosedive on the New York stock exchange when after an incident of the bike killing an old lady, investors realised what a shit idea this really is.
Reporter - Barry Helmet
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