Dog tells owner to f**k Off over lack of biscuits

Bertie the dog looking a tad glum

A 10 year old Labrador called Bertie from Hemel Hempstead has told his owner to f**k off after failing to deliver his favourite daily snack of Bonio dog biscuits during the recent Covid-19 lockdown. He spelt out his dissatisfaction on the Golden Retrievers Group page on Facebook, where he said "I don't ask for much in life, just two walks a day and some decent scoff.  My bedtime Bonio is my only real treat and my twat of an owner can't even make sure that happens. He's OK with his beer and endless f***ing Netflix box sets, but looking after his so called best friend is now a bit too difficult for him. Not happy!"  

Bertie's owner Colin Boswell, posted a reply after receiving numerous hate postings from other Labrador's and owners, by saying "I have tried to maintain the supply of his Bonio's but Amazon have run out and I have have struggled to get out to the shops on account of me being a fat lazy bastard, however I have just received a new box this morning in the post, so Bertie and I are talking again. 

Dog Owner UK on their website have asked all owners to ensure they have adequate supply of dog treats throughout this difficult period during the pandemic. There is no real excuse for failing feed your loving pooch, other than you being a complete and utter ar*ehole.


A Bonio Biscuit


Reporter  Charles Springer

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