Porn Hubbies Disaster!

 


A husband's delight at his wife leaving the house for a day’s shopping trip with her best friend, soon turned sour after he plugged himself into his favoured Porn Hub MILF action on the downstairs computer with his headphones on. What he hadn't bargained for was his wife forgetting her purse and sending her friend back in with her key to retrieve it, while she removed the car from the garage.

Oblivious of her re-entry, Neil Bellender, 39 from Dorking was already stripped to the buff and in full flight with Andrex at the ready. He later commented on his Facebook page "Can you imagine my surprise when midway through what should have been an enjoyable 'Tommy Tank' I see my wife's best friend stood there red faced looking at me"!?  He went on to say that his wife Debbie remains mortified over the incident and hasn't spoken to him since, although luckily her friend Emma can now see the funny side.

He could only offer advice to his friends saying "In retrospect headphones are not a good idea when indulging in the pleasures of the Hub, particularly in noise cancelling mode"

Reporter Stephanie Longrodd.

Image Nathana Roboucas - Unsplash