Awardless Pasty Award

 


All Cornish pasties are not the same we are led to believe. An independent pasty shop owner from Cornwall has claimed the ultimate snack food accolade by being the only UK pasty supplier that isn't award winning! 

Bob Carrot owner of the Miner's Nammet in Port Weiner, said he was so immensely proud not to have any awards whatsoever and that makes his shop unique and his own version of the West country's favourite traditional beef and veg crimped pastry-based snack, the most sought after in Cornwall.  "They can stick their awards right up their arse" he said, "Everyone has some kind of bollocks prize for theirs, but ours are just as good as any so-called award winners, in fact we should have a special award for not having a bloody pasty award!"  Mr Potato ranted on "We challenge any official pasty inspector to come here and try ours and if they don't like them, they can f**k right off!  Our moto is 'Ginsters are shite, ours are dead right'.

The shop has just launched their online delivery service which comes with a free pack of Rennie for the inevitable post-pasty indigestion that feels like you are having a heart attack.  

Reporter Dick Pilsbury