Football Goal Celebrations - Sporting Passion or Just Idiotic?
Professional Behaviour v Being a Complete Bell-end - That is the Question?
An insider at St Georges Park UK HQ commented "We are worried about the spread of Covid, however we do not want to remove the passion from the game, therefore players can continue to make the usual twats of themselves after scoring, just not directly exchanging bodily fluids. We would like to encourage more the use of the robot dance or even running around like an aeroplane with shirt pulled up over their face as these are much safer practices."
Health professionals have for sometime been asking for goal celebrations to be banned. Dr Mark Bell from the Infection Prevention Unit, Southampton University said" We cannot understand why these over paid imbeciles are not told to stop this ridiculous display of misplaced affection, when it is simply not justified or required. Everyone one else is trying to be cautious, however these dough brained players who continually show themselves to be irresponsible and break the rules outside of their so called support bubbles are just spreading it around further the twats."
A spokesperson for the Premier League players own group Facebook page 'Premo Players United' commented on the proposals "Well you know man, like, we love kissin each other innit, makes us a proper team, don't mean we is girlies does it - know what I mean"?
Reporter Bob Fleming
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