How to Avoid a Shit Holiday in 2021

With the signs pointing towards positively to being able to plan a holiday which won't be cancelled for 2021, many of us are now starting to look at what is available and booking early could save you some pennies, however beware of the shit holiday choice that could be a real post-Covid let down. Here are our top 5 wank holidays to avoid. 

5. The Unnamed Resort - Yes you know the deal, sign up to a package where you know the place you are going but not the hotel or resort. Why do they do this? Quite simply so that they can dump you off at some crap hole that nobody else has booked (for good reason) such as Ayia Napa or Magaluf. Bollocks to that we say! Pay a bit extra and know where you are heading.

4. Singles Mismatch - If you are on your own you could be tempted to sign up to a singles holiday where you will be with some like minded singletons to share your time with. Sounds OK in practice, but be careful because the chances are you will be with a load of people you spend the whole time trying avoid, due to them being not very nice. Once you are on that trip, you are not going to escape!

3. The Group Trap - Group trips are OK if you don't mind being herded around around like a load of sheep. Following the clip board waving rep as you go from town to attraction to hotel again. A bit like the singles trip, with this you can be hunted down by the very irritating Jones family who want to best buddies forever and latch on to you like a leech. No bloody thanks.

2. Trailer Park Hell - We know some people like a cheapo caravan holiday, but please for f*cks sake choose your resort carefully, as being stuck only feet away from the next tine shed full of bell ends who just want to get pissed and make noise will not be very amusing after the first hour. 

1. Chavs Ahoy! - Top of the list for winning the 'C***s Cup' holiday award, is the bargain cruise package which look just too good to be true, mainly because it is!  Getting stuck on a floating prison with a load of pissed up cretins is no fun whatsoever and a choice that you will regret for a long time.  Just imagine another outbreak on that boat you can't get off of?  We say avoid like the plague! or Covid in fact. Want a cruise, go with a proper company and not a shitty one.

Reporter - James Pyeyed

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